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What’s the deal with papa’s transfer paper straws?

A few years ago, I was a reporter at Bleacher Beat and the cover story of the issue of paper straw collection in the NBA.

The topic was a topic that had been discussed in other media outlets, and was a question that I was asked by a reporter for a feature about paper straw collecting.

The reporter wanted to know what it was like to collect paper straw in a game, and the NBA had to be involved.

It was the NBA’s first official public statement about paper stalks, and we published a series of stories on the topic.

The NBA’s statement was a big deal, and it had to go to print, so it was one of the first to get it published. 

When we published our story, we did not include a quote from the league, nor did we include the NBA itself.

We just put a picture of an NBA commissioner’s signature on a piece of paper that looked like a basketball, and then put a headline, “A new NBA rule means that the paper straw is no longer collected in a basket.” 

But in my opinion, that’s not all the NBA did. 

The league also released a new rule that states that paper staves must be collected on the court. 

“It is the responsibility of players to collect and dispose of their paper stave, and any player who fails to do so will be fined up to $2,000 for each and every offense,” the league stated. 

So what happens to paper straw? 

Well, for starters, it’s collected in the basket.

The league says that the “paper stave is no more” in the game, but the NBA also said that players must be able to collect their paper straw and dispose it in the court after the game. 

Players will have to collect the straws themselves or use paper bags, which is fine. 

On the flip side, the NBA says that players will not be fined for having their paper stubs collected in court.

The rule is not perfect, but it does address the issue. 

If you have any questions about the NBA rule, please don’t hesitate to ask the league. 

But what if you don’t have paper straw or want to get rid of your paper straw, but you have paper bags or bags that are too small to keep your straws, or if you’re just getting used to the new rule?

Well, the league says the following: “Players are encouraged to collect straws in designated baskets for the purpose of the basket-topping ritual, which requires that players place their straws where they will be collecting the basket, and that players not collect straw in the baskets.

Players are also encouraged to place their paper bags and straws wherever they can safely keep them. 

Bags that are large enough to hold a single straw should not be used as straws.

Players who do not have paper stashes in the back of their bags are not allowed to collect or dispose of straw in any way in any game.

Any player who refuses to collect any straw or bags should be fined as follows: a maximum $2 to $5,000, plus interest, whichever is greater.

Players not collecting straw in baskets and who collect them in a non-approved area, including a hallway, locker room, court, or any area where the basket is not normally located, will be subject to an automatic 20-game suspension from the NBA.” 

So, if you have a paper bag and straw that you need to get your paper stashed, but can’t find the proper way to collect them, you might want to consider paper bags instead.